(via dipshit-supreme)
If the frosting! Of your cupcake! Is equal to or greater in height than the cupcake itself! you made a bad fucking cupcake
We can’t as a society keep supporting pastries that are just edible plates for five inch piles of sugar glue
(via ceeberoni)
Animal/Pokemon/Cute creature falling into misfortune and someone responding with the screaming dude from Breaking Bad is single-handedly the best meme
friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:
ayyyyyy
*Muffled ‘Badda Bing’*
*Chestburster emerges from the chest of it’s victim*
BADDA BOOM
(via lycanheiress)
EARHART: Mayday, mayday. Something has struck the plane and we are requesting emergency landing-
UNKNOWN: Oh damn, Dan, what is you doing baby- *VERY LOUD METAL CREAKING AND SNAPPING NOISE*
EARHART: WING IS GONE, I REPEAT, WING IS GON-
*SCREAMING FOLLOWED BY SUDDEN ENDING OF TRANSMISSION, PRESUMABLY AFTER IMPACT*
(via angelicguy)
oh my god this vid from a /ck/ thread is incredible
zkac:
Me: loves to lick the spoon after stirring brownie batter, doesn’t care about Sal Monella, whoever that is
Salvadore Monella 2 hours later
(via jacobtheloofah)
best moments in gaming journalism
- journalist gets real yakuza...
*walks up to the bar* get me a white gilgamesh. and make it warm, its gonna be a long night
TWO...
- Anonymous said:
loose, foot loose
put on your fuckin

what would you do if that was you?
this is one of the few instances where watching the entire video was...










